Flatulence is No Joke

I like jokes that make me laugh from deep in my belly. Sometimes jokes are funny that way, and sometimes they’re not. This was one of those gut laughs for me. A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he had been seeing....

Storm the Barracks ~ Bring in the Troops!

Some of my clients at Oasis Wellness speak about the numerous tests their medical doctors recommend in an attempt to find out what’s wrong with them. Oftentimes, these tests reveal no pathogens indicating disease. My clients want to know why they have excess gas,...

Everybody Poops

At Oasis Colonics, we acknowledge a fundamental commonality of our shared humanity: male or female, adult or child, black or white, liberal or conservative, Priest or nun, Christian, Muslim or Jew, we are all united in the experiences related to our shared poop...

Yerba Mate Inhibits Colon Cancer

A recent scientific study, published in Molecular Nutrition & Food Research in 2011, found that yerba mate tea induces death in human colon cancer cells. Mate is regularly consumed in Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay and southern Brazil. It has been long-valued for...

We Are Proud of Your Poo

Just as new mamas and papas relish the sight of their baby’s dirty diaper duty, we at Oasis Colonics are delighted to see you and your poo-poo. We oooo and ahhh over the dark, tar-like sludge as it floats tidily through the lit-up view tube on it’s way down the drain....